Celibate and Sane: The Frying Pan Stash

February 17, 2010

The Frying Pan Stash

A friend pointed something out to me one time of which I hadn't been aware. Now, I'm the first to admit that I'm not a terrific cook. In fact, I'm a barely passable cook. When I was younger, I even occasionally managed to cook meals that were inedible, although I've had male student friends of mine state that there is no such thing as inedible food.

But what my friend pointed out, was that I own several frying pans. She laughingly relayed the information that I possess a total of five frying pans. “No, I don't!” I vehemently denied.

“What kind of maniac owns five frying pans?” I thought.

I'm not quite sure why I felt embarrassed at her laughing accusation. “Don't all cooks own a frying pan for every occasion?”

That night I went home and checked my cupboard. My friend was wrong. I don't own five frying pans. In fact, I own six, thank you very much!

Should I be concerned that I own six frying pans? Does this say something deep about my psyche? Have I secretly been trying to fool myself all these years that I really can cook? Perhaps I should see a professional.

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Personal Quotes from Vicki-S

"Occasionally I find my breakfast a little bitter, and sometimes it's difficult to chew and swallow; though at other times it's sweet, but it’s very satisfying and always sustains me. My most important meal of the day, is feasting on God’s Word and drinking up His presence."

I love me, because God loves me. It's not that God doesn't see my flaws, they are like blazing torches in His eyes, but rather that He sees past my imperfections and still loves me. And who am I to argue with the perfect God that I am worthwhile, that I am worthy of love, and that He accepts me and wants me to be His child, His beloved daughter? When I understood this, I began to accept and embrace His version and His vision of me, and not the world's.

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"Often people use the metaphor of a butterfly emerging from its cocoon to describe how we can grow from difficult experiences, but what they don't mention is the fact that at first we start off as an ugly caterpillar."

"We so often just get caught up in trying to just get through each day, that we forget to pause and be thankful for the fresh one that is presented anew and untouched each morning."

"Contrary to what we might think, forgiveness isn't so much about healing our relationship with that other person, but about healing our own broken heart."

"The purpose of school reunions is to show off how much you've achieved in life, to laugh at the once popular kids who've aged more quickly than you; and to wince at the guy who was a bully in school and who aptly became a policeman."

"I've found in many organisations where volunteers are needed, including the modern-day church, that 80% of its people sit back and let everyone else do most of the work, then there's the 10% who actually make the place run, and the remaining 10% just like to whinge about the 10% doing the work, especially about how they could do it better."

"When traced back to its source, every sin, every despicable act, and every war was motivated by someone's selfishness."

"I do not want to think of man, for that would distract me from God. But if I focus on God, I cannot help but think of my fellow man, and each day God keeps the scales balanced so that I have enough within me to do both."

"Overcoming depression isn’t about changing ones attitude, or just ‘getting on’ with things, it’s like removing one’s personal black shroud one thread at a time, with ones teeth.”