Celibate and Sane: Weird Web

September 28, 2010

Weird Web

While online auction websites can be a great place to find items to purchase, sometimes they simply do not have those hard to find things.

Sometimes, I go searching on the internet for shops in my own country that sell the item I am looking for.

What I discovered though, is that when you search for a particular item, the search-engine can come up with some pretty strange choices. Following are some of the results I found when searching for particular items.

A search for 'large cotton robe', resulted in:

radiation safety and protection plan; and
guide to choosing a horse rug

"Of course," I thought to myself, "That's exactly what one thinks of when wanting to purchase a terry-toweling bath-robe.

After a recent blog entry in which I wrote about a 'singing cast-maker', I thought I'd do a search on that phrase which resulted in:

Encyclopedia of the romantic era;
Pennsylvania Academy of Fine Arts;
Ringtone: Fallout Shelter; and
Caesar or Nothing

There's probably some obvious connection here, but I seem to be missing it!

I also did a search for a game called "light the candle" which resulted in a rather interesting entry from WikiHow called:

"How to light a candle: 12 steps"

And I always thought lighting a candle was easy. Obviously I'm missing out on some vital steps.

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Personal Quotes from Vicki-S

"Occasionally I find my breakfast a little bitter, and sometimes it's difficult to chew and swallow; though at other times it's sweet, but it’s very satisfying and always sustains me. My most important meal of the day, is feasting on God’s Word and drinking up His presence."

I love me, because God loves me. It's not that God doesn't see my flaws, they are like blazing torches in His eyes, but rather that He sees past my imperfections and still loves me. And who am I to argue with the perfect God that I am worthwhile, that I am worthy of love, and that He accepts me and wants me to be His child, His beloved daughter? When I understood this, I began to accept and embrace His version and His vision of me, and not the world's.

"The silent treatment and sulking are simply two other weapons in the arsenal of the manipulator."

"Often people use the metaphor of a butterfly emerging from its cocoon to describe how we can grow from difficult experiences, but what they don't mention is the fact that at first we start off as an ugly caterpillar."

"We so often just get caught up in trying to just get through each day, that we forget to pause and be thankful for the fresh one that is presented anew and untouched each morning."

"Contrary to what we might think, forgiveness isn't so much about healing our relationship with that other person, but about healing our own broken heart."

"The purpose of school reunions is to show off how much you've achieved in life, to laugh at the once popular kids who've aged more quickly than you; and to wince at the guy who was a bully in school and who aptly became a policeman."

"I've found in many organisations where volunteers are needed, including the modern-day church, that 80% of its people sit back and let everyone else do most of the work, then there's the 10% who actually make the place run, and the remaining 10% just like to whinge about the 10% doing the work, especially about how they could do it better."

"When traced back to its source, every sin, every despicable act, and every war was motivated by someone's selfishness."

"I do not want to think of man, for that would distract me from God. But if I focus on God, I cannot help but think of my fellow man, and each day God keeps the scales balanced so that I have enough within me to do both."

"Overcoming depression isn’t about changing ones attitude, or just ‘getting on’ with things, it’s like removing one’s personal black shroud one thread at a time, with ones teeth.”