Young JD and my friend Ana, visited a local takeaway recently that was celebrating the release of the latest Shrek movie. One of the new menu items included a Shrek burger which JD had for his lunch.
JD lovingly described it (as you can imagine a 12 year old boy would) as filled with revolting things that only an ogre could love. I won't give you the full details he supplied.
Apparently there must be some truth in the Shrek burger being an ogre burger because for the remainder of the afternoon, JD was passing gas so bad, that it almost made Ana's eyes water.
We have forbidden JD from consuming it again - we don't want to be blamed for contributing to global warming! ©