Following are a series of photos of his progression from a seemingly quiet mood to one of "Stay out of my way, because I think I'm about to go nuts!"
|I'm a sweet, innocent little puddy tat.|
|I'm as quiet as a lamb.|
|Just look at how I sit so lovingly with my stepbrother Stanley.|
|And then he decides to start a fight.|
|And then wants to run away, the wuss!|
|And so what am I going to do now? Mmmmm?|
|This chair looks like it would be great fun to play on!|
|And to bite and scratch and kick! Yeah!|
|It evens feels good to bite from up here on top of the freezer.|
|I'd really love to be able to get up to some mischief outside...|
|But since I'm stuck in here ...|
|I'm going to just have to entertain myself somehow.|
|Perhaps I could hang around here for a bit ...|
|And then try out my new exercise routine.|
|First you stretch to the left and push your feet out|
till you can feel the screen about to pop.
|And then kinda stretch up with your chin in the air...|
|And then swing your body over without|
moving your front legs ... I think.
|And then you kind of push your shoulders to .... oops!|
|I think I know what a pretzel feels like.|
|Oh forget it! Can I play with you instead?|
|Hey, can I borrow your camera? I want|
to show you what the other cats get up to
when you're not looking.